¹ illustrations, stories, performances, problems.

⁴ false! i've been there once! it was a layover. i cried the entire time in front of concerned airport clerks.

Veran Roosevelt Vanillian

WHAT THE FUCK IS A VANILLIAN

AGE	TWENTY-TWO
GENDER	GENDERLESS MALE
PRONOUNS	HAM/HAM/HAMS HE/HIM/HIS SHE/HER/HERS
WHEREABOUTS	SAVAGE, MN
PATRON ANGLER	MASO
ITERATION	SANDY
SPECIES (SPECULATED)	MIDWESTERN ENGLISH-ITALIAN DRACONIC DROW LEMMING

⬦ ILLUSTRATOR ⬦ WRITER ⬦ GAME DEV ⬦
⬦ WEB DEV ⬦ PERFORMANCE ARTIST ⬦
⬦ THERIAN ⬦ SYSTEM OF THREE ⬦
⬦ AMATEUR MILK SOMMELIER ⬦
⬦ MARIAN APPARITION ⬦
⬦ FAUX MINNESOTAN ⬦
⬦ CARTOON VILLAIN ⬦
⬦ BORN A GIRL CHRIS-CHAN ⬦

Salacious salutations! I am Veran of the Vanillian speculative heritage, otherwise known as .

I'm a surrealist fictionist hellbent on REVENGE!!! I create art¹ about inhumanity and love as a universal constant. I'm from the Internet!

When I was just five years old those sickos plugged me into a computer. Now look² at me.

I built my personality off of overanalyzing an old story about a plucky orphan³ and allegiance to a state I've never been to.⁴

Oh, and I'm super autistic. If that wasn't already plenty apparent then I'm doing something wrong.

(VANILLIAN WAS MADE, NOT BORN)

forward all good tidings to webmaster(at)vanillian.us

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³ for the fruits of my labor, please refer to the anniverse.

² i was stuck in a cave for such a long time that i never imagined the shadows i watched every day were just that: shadows. they were silhouettes of reality. they could be lived. 🝪