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Veran Roosevelt Vanillian

HE'S BAAACK

HARK! it answers to the call of
Vɛrən Roʊzəvɛlt Vəˈnɪliən!

I'm a surrealist fictionist, with aspirations of the "fringe religious leader" variety, hellbent on REVENGE!!

I came from the Internet, and that seems to be where most of my creations like to live. I draw, I write, I animate, I program, I channel the voices of the damned and incomprehensible from the ether, and I think I've got the hang of making websites, too!

VAN CARD

NAME	vera. roos. vani.
GENDER	genderless male
PRONOUNS	ham/he/her
CLASSPECT	page of hope
NATURE	hasty
C. POINT	lips

The Others

CO-WEBMASTERS/GHOSTWRITERS/WEBSERFS

Eric Semme

In a previous life, Eric Semme was a pencil pusher for the man, praised for his mechanical efficiency and lack of work-life balance. The pressure of the grind slowly cooked him from the inside, eventually leading him to burst into who he is today: a being of pure masculine excess.

Janet Jopples

Janet is a ~~failed~~ clone of Eric Semme designed to replicate his marketable traits and cut the sleaze. Not being bound by the physical plane gives her high expectations of quality and quantity, but Vanillian is all the better being overseen by her smug perfectionism. She's 70% Eric, 40% Mantid, and 80% Catfish.

NOTICE: WE ARE TAKING THE ALLEGATIONS LEVELED AGAINST MR. SEMME SERIOUSLY. AS A RESULT, WE ARE DEPRIORITZING HIS POSITION AS THE MASCOT OF VANILLIAN. PLEASE PARDON OUR DUST AS WE MOVE FORWARD WITH THIS TRANSITION.